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harikondabolu:

newredskinslogo:

Hari Kondabolu's suggestion for a new logo for the Washington Redskins. A SEVERELY SUNBURNED WHITE PERSON.
From the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwe6gwcT8Iw

My original idea for a new Redskins logo with a “severely sunburned white person” featuring legendary Conan writer BRIAN MCCANN. See more submissions here: http://newredskinslogo.tumblr.com/

harikondabolu:

newredskinslogo:

Hari Kondabolu's suggestion for a new logo for the Washington Redskins. A SEVERELY SUNBURNED WHITE PERSON.

From the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwe6gwcT8Iw

My original idea for a new Redskins logo with a “severely sunburned white person” featuring legendary Conan writer BRIAN MCCANN. See more submissions here: http://newredskinslogo.tumblr.com/

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'A Load of Hooey' by Bob Odenkirk Is Out Now

dustinmartian:

Pick up Odenkirk’s hilarious new book and buy Bob and I’s latest audiobook for this!!! It’s a good one.

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anthonyking:

danagould:

Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.
This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.
The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”
He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.
I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”
That is what you call a human being.

I often think about how I am not this person for other people as much as I wish I was because I feel silly or nervous or some other inconsequential narcissistic insecurity. Must do better. 

anthonyking:

danagould:

Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.

This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.

The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”

He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.

I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”

That is what you call a human being.

I often think about how I am not this person for other people as much as I wish I was because I feel silly or nervous or some other inconsequential narcissistic insecurity. Must do better. 

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I ran into Dan Harmon this same day in Portland and was embarrassingly not wearing the same clothes as him.  

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"Yoko Ono is delightful and every time somebody over 35 or 40 makes a joke about how Yoko stinks, or Yoko’s bad at singing, or Yoko’s crazy, or Yoko broke up the Beatles… Every time that happens, a child is born and that child will help to overthrow the baby boomer hubris-fueled patriarchal institution that perpetuates jokes that aren’t funny and that just come from false premises SUCH AS ‘Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles’, SUCH AS ‘The Doors were good’, SUCH AS ‘Eric Clapton seemed like a good guy you’d just want to hang out with and hear his tunes and his stories.’ And that’s all FIDDLE FADDLE!"

— Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week #151 (via dianaprosperity)

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liartownusa:

The Lobby

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The Lobby

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SUMMER 2014 PLAYLIST

(Source: Spotify)

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liartownusa:

Feelings Ahoy, by Diana Thamber. Part of Harlequin’s Capt. James Feelings Nautical Romance series.

liartownusa:

Feelings Ahoy, by Diana Thamber. Part of Harlequin’s Capt. James Feelings Nautical Romance series.

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liartownusa:

Sea of Feelings, by Diana Thamber. Part of Harlequin’s Capt. James Feelings Nautical Romance series.

liartownusa:

Sea of Feelings, by Diana Thamber. Part of Harlequin’s Capt. James Feelings Nautical Romance series.